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ColonelPKA last won the day on November 22 2019

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  1. ColonelPKA

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    Okay, go to actual cover (the wall the hole was made), drop the meatshield, switch to the Desert Eagle and reload.
  2. ColonelPKA

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    >No armor Scrap that, aim for center mass (chest/abdomen) instead. More vital organs to target.
  3. ColonelPKA

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    Switch out the Desert Eagle for the Five-seveN, aim for a soft spot in the rifle enemy's armor and fire. Give them that to laugh at.
  4. ColonelPKA

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    Does switching to the Five-seveN take up a turn?
  5. ColonelPKA

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    Yell "You picked the wrong guy to shoot, motherfuckers!" for a intimidation roll, aim at the bigger threat, and fire.
  6. ColonelPKA

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    Switch to your Desert Eagle and fire back, since you can't retain the meatshield with a two-handed weapon.
  7. ColonelPKA

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    Take cover. Longer you're exposed, the more likely chance your enemy can strike a crippling shot.
  8. I'm not talking about crossbow or such. This was influenced by New Dawn's saw launcher, and I thought a similar vibe of improvised weapons in the post-apocalyptic world (or apocalyptic, for if you view it that way) of MPN2's Zed Survival mode. I don't see it having any merit in the campaign or arena mode, where available munitions are enough to get the job done. A world that's has been destroyed and reborn into a twisted visage of itself is bound to have limited resources, such as ammo, run dry. Some may be preserved, but it'll rust out beyond any use. It might not, however if you're a survivor, you're more likely to go to gurantees rather than maybes. This weapon would come into play, either by bandits or you, when the weapon and munition quantity is nearly extinct as humanity itself (end days, as stated on the kickstarter), which Zed Survival looks to potray it to be. (If the kickstarter updates aren't deemed irrelevant now, in that case) I would imagine it working out like the Helsing or Tihar from the Metro 2033 series, powered pneumatically and utilizing a conventional magazine-like system. I don't have a accurate mental picture of a practical design -a cobbled together, but has a charm to it-, although I'm still contemplating the concept of it, function and appearance.
  9. I find it amusing imagining Sanford and Deimos having Microsoft Mike and Sam voices, especially the bit of meathook-man slapping the ATP mask off of Deimos' face.

  10. ColonelPKA


    I don't know what to feel about it, in the Madness universe, no animals of any kind would be seen. Beside, most of the audience is fixated to Hank's (or another character) slaughter.
  11. ColonelPKA

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    Shoot his hands, aim for connective tissue.
  12. Wow, it's my eighteenth birthday...can't believe it...

    I wish all well with the pleasures of the past, getting into adulthood is something...


    1. Audanti'sshitposts


      Welcome to adulthood where all your time disappears!

  13. ColonelPKA

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    Wow, Jeremy's the unluckiest Grunt ever ? Grab the gun and dome him.
  14. ColonelPKA

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    Retreat, and then fire shots at his head until he goes down. Luckily for Jeremy, he got the healthkit.
  15. ColonelPKA

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    Jab him in the face with your free hand, and then smash it down.